two days after changing jobs, i received this fortune from pei wei. either the asians are further behind in their predictive technologies than we think, or i need to eat chinese food more often.
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that's pretty damn funny. i realized this morning that i had never called to get the details after receiving your message about julie, so i'm glad you posted those as well. still disappointed that the hopeless blog never got sent to laboon.
actually, he did get to read it. apparently, all of the directors read it. they cited some of the stuff on it when they fired joe reed, but only alluded to its content when they fired me. i'm not sure why.
however, the fact that julie was "reassigned" less than 2 weeks later sure seems suspicious to me. i do find it morbidly funny that she walked out last friday.
Every time I see a kid in a wheelchair, I get really upset. I can't help but think to myself, "Man, if that kid weren't handicapped, someone could use those wheels to make a bike for a normal kid."
4 comments:
that's pretty damn funny. i realized this morning that i had never called to get the details after receiving your message about julie, so i'm glad you posted those as well. still disappointed that the hopeless blog never got sent to laboon.
actually, he did get to read it. apparently, all of the directors read it. they cited some of the stuff on it when they fired joe reed, but only alluded to its content when they fired me. i'm not sure why.
however, the fact that julie was "reassigned" less than 2 weeks later sure seems suspicious to me. i do find it morbidly funny that she walked out last friday.
A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?"
The kid says "Ummm before sex"
So the dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles."
"Yeah" says the son."
"Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.
His dad replies, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
Every time I see a kid in a wheelchair, I get really upset. I can't help but think to myself, "Man, if that kid weren't handicapped, someone could use those wheels to make a bike for a normal kid."
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