Wednesday, September 07, 2005

midgets and bad music

after doing my usual scouring of fark.com today, i came across three stories i felt worth mentioning.

first, and possibly the most disturbing, both michael jackson and prince plan to record songs to benefit the victims of hurricane katrina. benefit would be the humorous word here, in case you are comedically challenged.

second, bob denver - who played gilligan on gilligan's island - died last friday. apparently he drowned at sea, and after his body washed ashore they were able to release the news to the press.

and third, just a link to a story about midget bull fighters, because what's funnier than a story that starts out saying "the unnerving thing in the bullring at this dusty central Mexican town is that bull and bullfighter are standing eye to eye, both about four feet high."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

god i feel sorry for you. i wish there was a way to anonymously send all the info on hopeless to the executive board.

Anonymous said...

and I wish there were a way to tell Alt how gay he is.